I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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