I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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