If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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