Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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