i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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