it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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