No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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