i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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