His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We are all done wearing pants today
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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