Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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