Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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