People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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