you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
its not stalking. its research.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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