I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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