People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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