Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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