So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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