I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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