I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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