Christians are straight up FREAKS
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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