Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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