just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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