Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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