READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize