Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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