i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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