I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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