Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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