To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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