I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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