I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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