how can u be prego again
Just cropdusted the office
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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