Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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