i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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