That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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