I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His hands were made for my vagina.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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