I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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