Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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