there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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