Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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