when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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