we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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