She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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