first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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