He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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