she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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