i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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