she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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