Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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