its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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