Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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