im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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