His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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