woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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