Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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